movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
the friend zone isn’t real
“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches]
Fucked
hat boy
here come hat boi o shit whaddup
When some new gossip too good for you to contain
me as a lawyer
Tension
my kids: dad what’s for supper?
me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight
kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days
double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts
when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down